"Telling the whole story would make it even less believable." A day or so before he spared his first Jedi Master, he got in a fight with a lake. No, he wasn't high when it happened.

"I'd be happy to." They'd just crossed through the gates to the next sector over, drawing skeptical looks from the guards, but nobody stopped them. "The location should be..." He pulled out his datapad, checking the coordinates. "Not far. We take a left at that club over there, then it's half a block south."